Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

P.S. I used Receiptify for this answer. And I will probably be working on filler answers for now.

VI. Michael Jackson

O5. Orbit (轨道) by THE8 ft. Jinjibewater

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O7. Money Pull Up by Blaiz Fayah, Maureen & DJ Glad

— Accousticness: 2.63

she's a modern greek tragedy.

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──1O. Igloo by Kiss of Life

──O8. Ice On My Teeth by Ateez

VII. The Weeknd

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— Popularity Score: 80.16/100

IV. Dua Lipa

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sad but make it chic .ᐟ

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STATISTICS .ᐟ

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— Danceability: 90.10

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III. BTS

O3. The Line by Arcane & Twenty One Pilots

— Happiness: 68.70

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TOP 1O ARTISTS .ᐟ

──O6. Big Plans by Why Don't We

II. Why Don't We

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VIII. Selena Gomez

Something Different just hits different. I discovered beast from tiktok, and I don't know why it reminds me of alpha-omegaverse-wolf-babygirl-booktok content. The song is pretty good though. And of course, Orbit and Igloo is there. Off topic, but Lara and Daniela from Katseye absolutely killed the ‘Money Pull Up’ dance trend.

TOP 1O TRACKS .ᐟ

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— Tempo: 105.0 BPM

O1. Something Different by Why Don't We

— Instrumentalness: 0.00

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I love Nej's music. It's so mystical. I have also been listening to a lot of BTS songs lately because their songs help me a lot to relax whenever I get anxious.

I. Nej

O9. Too Much by Spice Girls

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IX. Chase Atlantic

──O2. Beast by Mia Martina

Never knew this category existed until now. I don't know how they calculate happiness in my music. But the danceability part is pretty accurate. And I have you know, the songs I listen to have incredible instrumentals.

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X. Kiss of Life

— Energy: 53.10

V. Ariana Grande

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

— Average Track Age: 5.7 years

──O4. Mal Lunée by Nej